...but sometimes the world just won't wait for me to feel like blogging about it. Sometimes the world will insist on turning, whether I want to actually see it turning or not.
So since I really don't want to do this, how do I do this? How do I talk about the latest developments in congress, especially when the story is that there really aren't any developments?
Wait a second...maybe that's it. I'll tell you a story! Are you sitting comfortably? Good...then we'll begin.
Two congressmen, a Republican and a Democrat, stand at the brink of the fiscal cliff. They are tired of dragging the nation behind them toward the precipice, especially when the nation does not want to go. But they've almost brought the nation to the edge and while neither of them want to push everyone else off, they both see the cliff as perhaps the best way to get what they want.
The Democrat says, "Let's not do this."
The Republican says, "No, let's not. No one wants to go off the cliff. I think we should let the poor people go off first."
Democrat: "The poor people? Why the poor people? They can't survive a fall like that! I think we should push the rich people off first."
Republican: "The rich people? Nonsense! The rich people vote for Republicans! Rich people make stuff. We've got to let the poor people go over the cliff first to cushion the fall of the rich people."
Democrat: "That's nuts! Poor people buy stuff and make rich people rich! Besides, everyone knows that poor people don't have any fat on them...how can they cushion the rich people's fall? We've got to let the softer rich people go first; that will make the poor people's landing much softer."
Republican: "It's all about numbers. There are so many more poor people than rich people, so a pile of them will be that much higher and if they're already down there, then the rich people won't have so far to fall."
Democrat: "That's crap. Everyone knows that rich people are much fatter than poor people, so obviously sending a few rich people over first will make the landing softer for all those poor people who fall on them."
Republican and Democrat, at the same time: "So that's why you letting my constituents go over the cliff? To soften the blow for your constituents? Hey, wait a minute..."
And while the Republican and the Democrat are arguing, everyone falls off the cliff onto the jagged rocks at the bottom.
Well, that's one way to look at it. Actually, that's two ways, mutually exclusive and both of them ending with us going over the cliff. (Or curb. Whatever.)
But that brings up another difficulty: Perception. A lot of this "cliff" stuff is all a matter of perception. Let's go back to those two Congressmen on the edge:
Republican: "Look, you've got to give in. Can't you see that cliff getting closer?"
Democrat: "Of course I see it! That's why you've got to give in; we can't let it get any closer!"
Republican: "I don't think you see it well enough! Here, look into this telescope..."
Democrat: "I don't need your telescope. I can see it just fine. The fiscal cliff is big enough and scary enough without you magnifying the problem."
Republican: "Hey, wait a minute...if I turn this telescope around...yeah, that works! Just look in the big end rather than the small end...the cliff doesn't look nearly as close, or nearly as dangerous! As long as we keep looking in the big end..."
And as they're arguing about how to view the approaching cliff, everybody goes over the cliff.
As of today, talks in Washington have broken down over a Republican scheme to change the way inflation is calculated, which would keep payments for Social Security (among other programs) from having to make such large cost-of-living adjustments.
Are they insane? As a Social Security and food stamp recipient, let me clue you all in on something: "Cost of living" increases are a joke. They don't actually keep up with increases in the cost of living. For example, in the last few years my food stamp amount has gone up very little, while the cost of groceries has gone up a lot, by as much as 100% in many cases. Social Security benefits are expected to go up next year by less than half of the increase ion the cost of living.
Increases in such "entitlements" are already lagging far behind the actual cost of living...and they want to make increases slower?
But I'm feeding a pet peeve here, and I digress.
Notice that both of the above stories end with all of us going over the cliff. I really believe that that's what will happen. Both sides in this debate are now acting like the cliff is an inevitability, even as they continue to be seen as working hard to avoid it. Despite rhetoric, neither side seems to be making much of an effort; neither is willing to let go of its own hard-core ideals to come to an agreement.
Like I said before, it's a matter of perspective. both sides think they've already gone too far to reach an agreement, and neither seems to be willing to go one step further. They both want the other side to come to them, rather than to make the trip themselves.
I understand this; I myself think that the Democrats (the President in particular) have already given too much and that it would be folly to offer one thing more. I'm sure that hard-core Republicans feel much the same; I'm sure they feel that they've already made too many concessions to the Democrats.
I'm not going to get into who's right and who's wrong. In fact, at this point it doesn't much matter who's right or wrong. Time alone will tell, and we'll all never agree on just what it says.
Governing requires compromise. It's all well and good to stick by your principles, except when doing so keeps anything from getting done. If a compromise is reached, It won't be anything that either side feels that it can live with. That's the nature of such things. We can only hope that, ultimately, it will be something we can all live with.
But time will tell.
The Blues Viking
The opinions here expressed are mine and if you don’t like them you can get your own damn blog.
(If it seems to you that I've changed some of my opinions on this "fiscal cliff" thing, you're right. I have. I see it as somewhat more threatening, more dangerous, than I did before. I still think we can survive it, and I think we may have to, but it would be much better if we could come up with a way to stop short of it.)
Today's latest: Talks on Fiscal crisis Face Setback That Threatens Deal (New York Times)
Fiscal Cliff Solutions: Why Raising Taxes on the Wealthy Is The First Step (policymic)
Fiscal cliff losers: Rich, poor, and everyone else (Tulsa World)


